Does cooled microwaved water kill plants? A school science class tackled the question and the answer (not surprisingly) is "no." This is of course a follow up to the unscientific "experiment" that showed microwaved water having an adverse effect on plant growth.
Microwaved water is kind of like Brundlefly water: It's been genetically deconstructed by the dark magic microwave crystal superstrings, then reconstructed with a new evolutionist molecular structure, which - of course - means it is devoid of an everlasting soul. That's why it kills plants (and all other living things that were intelligently designed 4,000 years ago by the real chief scientist of the cosmos).
Ironically, archdemons love microwaved water. It's kind of like Hades' Gatorade.
Note to self: Science is totally overrated.
Olivier, I'm speechless. That sounds like the incoherent babbling of some sort of underground organization that relies on its own oddness and intrigue rather than a meanigful message to perpetuate its existence. You know, like Scientology.
Scientologist-owned microwave ovens singlehandedly caused global warming in the twentieth century.
Either that or George Clooney's chin. I forget.
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